Comments on: Giuliani explains the criteria for spending taxpayer dollars on his mistress. Hypothetically. http://www.scholarsandrogues.com/2007/12/09/giuliani-mistress/ Think. It ain't illegal yet... Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:48:39 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Scholars and Rogues » The many deaths of Rudy Giuliani http://www.scholarsandrogues.com/2007/12/09/giuliani-mistress/comment-page-1/#comment-13694 Scholars and Rogues » The many deaths of Rudy Giuliani Wed, 30 Jan 2008 21:23:23 +0000 http://www.scholarsandrogues.com/2007/12/09/giuliani-explains-the-criteria-for-spending-taxpayer-dollars-on-his-mistress-hypothetically/#comment-13694 [...] mind that he spent taxpayer dollars on his mistress and didn’t even try to deny it or show any accountability for it. Never mind that his foreign [...] [...] mind that he spent taxpayer dollars on his mistress and didn’t even try to deny it or show any accountability for it. Never mind that his foreign [...]

]]> By: Scholars and Rogues » Blog Archive » 2007 in Review, pt. 5: Politics, whores and the media who love them… http://www.scholarsandrogues.com/2007/12/09/giuliani-mistress/comment-page-1/#comment-10756 Scholars and Rogues » Blog Archive » 2007 in Review, pt. 5: Politics, whores and the media who love them… Sat, 29 Dec 2007 19:56:37 +0000 http://www.scholarsandrogues.com/2007/12/09/giuliani-explains-the-criteria-for-spending-taxpayer-dollars-on-his-mistress-hypothetically/#comment-10756 [...] Rudy Giuliani: Thanks to Rudy, we now know that mistresses are only a bad thing when Democrats have them. [...] [...] Rudy Giuliani: Thanks to Rudy, we now know that mistresses are only a bad thing when Democrats have them. [...]

]]> By: DomPierre http://www.scholarsandrogues.com/2007/12/09/giuliani-mistress/comment-page-1/#comment-9807 DomPierre Mon, 10 Dec 2007 21:55:46 +0000 http://www.scholarsandrogues.com/2007/12/09/giuliani-explains-the-criteria-for-spending-taxpayer-dollars-on-his-mistress-hypothetically/#comment-9807 It's a good thing Timmeh was on the job. Very tough interview there. I hear Rudy slipped him the questions to ask. In honor of it being gloomy icy Monday, I submit this: <i>Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsy ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?" Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping. Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"</i> It’s a good thing Timmeh was on the job. Very tough interview there. I hear Rudy slipped him the questions to ask.

In honor of it being gloomy icy Monday, I submit this:
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims “Oh, boy! Horsy ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?”

Daddy, relieved that Johnny’s not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping.

Johnny cries out “Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!”

]]> By: Dr. Slammy http://www.scholarsandrogues.com/2007/12/09/giuliani-mistress/comment-page-1/#comment-9771 Dr. Slammy Mon, 10 Dec 2007 14:23:51 +0000 http://www.scholarsandrogues.com/2007/12/09/giuliani-explains-the-criteria-for-spending-taxpayer-dollars-on-his-mistress-hypothetically/#comment-9771 Justin: Not everybody would have been willing to put in the amount of effort required to miss the point as badly as you do. Kudos. Justin: Not everybody would have been willing to put in the amount of effort required to miss the point as badly as you do. Kudos.

]]> By: Justin http://www.scholarsandrogues.com/2007/12/09/giuliani-mistress/comment-page-1/#comment-9762 Justin Mon, 10 Dec 2007 05:28:28 +0000 http://www.scholarsandrogues.com/2007/12/09/giuliani-explains-the-criteria-for-spending-taxpayer-dollars-on-his-mistress-hypothetically/#comment-9762 God forbid there should ever be a president who has a real sex life--just like there should never be parents who have real sex lives. As long as dad doesn't start spending my lunch money on his mistress, things should be OK. God forbid there should ever be a president who has a real sex life–just like there should never be parents who have real sex lives.
As long as dad doesn’t start spending my lunch money on his mistress, things should be OK.

]]> By: Dr. Denny http://www.scholarsandrogues.com/2007/12/09/giuliani-mistress/comment-page-1/#comment-9755 Dr. Denny Mon, 10 Dec 2007 01:30:28 +0000 http://www.scholarsandrogues.com/2007/12/09/giuliani-explains-the-criteria-for-spending-taxpayer-dollars-on-his-mistress-hypothetically/#comment-9755 Gosh. A president with a mistress. What a new, novel concept. I wonder why it hasn't happened in the past. (Insert appropriate snark here, pls.) Gosh. A president with a mistress. What a new, novel concept. I wonder why it hasn’t happened in the past. (Insert appropriate snark here, pls.)

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