Comments on: Fox News says terrorists are sending killer robots after us!

By: Jymiek

Jymiek — Wed, 21 May 2008 19:59:24 +0000

debby, I know. .I was just messing with you. lol.. I loved Ed Anger

By: cheryl

cheryl — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 02:32:23 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w39FnpuMRfo

By: cwazilla

cwazilla — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 13:58:06 +0000

better watch out blackwater looks like you may have some compitition better killing tru science

By: News from Rob » FOX Nutwork: Now with more dumb!

News from Rob » FOX Nutwork: Now with more dumb! — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 23:10:06 +0000

[...] Scholars & Rogues, today I learn that the FOX Nutwork is Teh Stupid: Terrorist groups may soon deploy killer robots [...]

By: AMERICAN NONSENSE » FOX Nutwork: Now with more dumb!

AMERICAN NONSENSE » FOX Nutwork: Now with more dumb! — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 21:41:01 +0000

[...] Scholars & Rogues, today I learn that the FOX Nutwork is Teh Stupid: Terrorist groups may soon deploy killer robots [...]

By: debby

debby — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:57:28 +0000

By the way, I do want to mention that I first heard about this story on the LiveJournal doctorwho community: just want to make sure they get appropriate credit for giving the story its first real publicity (or at least, the first real publicity I'm aware of).

By: Kitster

Kitster — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:13:07 +0000

You needn’t worry. Sam Waterston has the answer for this insidious problem.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1435090770451224720

By: cfamick

cfamick — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 18:24:50 +0000

Aren’t there a lot of people out there, fueled by Christian fantasies of the Apocalypse, convinced that computers are going to take over the world?

By: Radio Left

Radio Left — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 18:15:14 +0000

Mikes Blog Roundup…

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By: debby

debby — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 18:04:13 +0000

Jymiek, it was absolutely not a dig at the Weekly World News — as I said up in post 17, I still have an Ed Anger column stuck to my fridge!

By: Jymiek

Jymiek — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:12:07 +0000

“Oh, Fox News. I never thought youâ€™d fill that void in my life left by the loss of The Weekly World News, but you just may do that yet.”

I hope this wasnt a dig on the Weekly World News.. I loved the weekly world news. I think they were far more accurate than Fox News.

By: Roy

Roy — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 13:59:47 +0000

One of our cats likes to start our Roomba. We leave the Roomba in its charging dock and come back to find it running.

By: fikshun

fikshun — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 13:38:07 +0000

This is hilarious. Thank you!

By the way, isn’t a general definition of a terrorist organization a group whose aim is to change behavior of others via scare tactics? By that definition, I think Faux News qualifies.

By: JohnnyR

JohnnyR — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:30:36 +0000

I have a theory that Fox News is actually the embodiment of professional wrestling of the 70s, still pretending to be real, with many fans declaring its reality. I believe in a few years or maybe a decade, Fox News will declare it is not ‘real’ news, but ‘news entertainment’. Imagine what they would get away with saying if they opted out of the restraints of (supposed) decent and objective journalism. They could sell pay-per-view news events and everything, pitting man against machine!

By: Robert

Robert — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 05:05:05 +0000

Nicely done.

We all need to be ever vigilant. That next Service Pack may be an Upgrade to Terrorism!

And Keepon, Socialist dancing if I ever saw it.

By: IAmJoaquin

IAmJoaquin — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 05:01:19 +0000

Our rotisserie has begun acting sort of strange lately. And a couple of times we’ve found our electric carving knife OUT of its utensil drawer and plugged in. No one but Dad is allowed to even touch that thing. Should we be worried?

By: RepubAnon

RepubAnon — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:31:15 +0000

So, Faux News is warning that our super-duper robot technology will soon fall into the hands of islamocommiefacisthippy hands? Logically, therefore, we should cut Pentagon funding for this research. After all, if we don’t develop the kill-bot technology, they can’t steal it. Duh!

By: Radio Left

Radio Left — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:30:04 +0000

O’Reilly and the Roombas of the Apocalypse…

Jesus’ General

Roger AilesFox News ChannelDear Mr. Ailes,Ever since 2002, when Our Leader warned first warned us about Saddam’s Intercontinental Robot Flying Machines of Death, I’ve been afeared, very afeared of the threat roboislamunistofascists p…

By: Dan Van Riper

Dan Van Riper — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:55:31 +0000

We were thinking of getting a Roomba to amuse our cats. But now I realize that such a device would only TERRORIZE the poor little kitties. We must be ever vigilant and sacrifice as many human lives as possible to keep these household appliances “over there” so that the TERRORISTS won’t come to our living rooms and upset our pets.

By: debby

debby — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:14:08 +0000

No, Jay, after the terrorists, led by evil genius Davros, mutate into small tentacled creatures living inside armored metal killing machines, the Doctor will save us. Expect to see a Fox News story about this any day now.