by Lee Camp
With McCain likely to face Obama in the general election, it appears his staff has realized they have an uphill marketing battle ahead of them. Obama has some of the best marketing money can buy. He has a brilliant logo, multiple slogans, a pretty face, and he’s even laid claim to the words “change” and “hope.” The following memo by a high level McCain staffer was accidentally leaked to the press. It shows the McCain campaign’s struggle to find the perfect slogan.
Over the past four years Lee Camp has performed stand-up comedy at over 300 colleges nationwide, but we don’t hold that against him. He was called one of the best New Faces at the Montreal Comedy Festival, and he’s been featured on Comedy Central. He has also performed countless shows with Laughing Liberally, and writes and produces comedic activism videos. He recently went on Fox News’s morning show and called them a “parade of propaganda and a festival of ignorance.” The clip was viewed over half a million times online. An unmarked black SUV now follows him everywhere he goes.
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bwahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! “McCain: the only candidate who has killed a man with a shoelace!” This was a perfetc thing to read after receiving an email regarding his conduct as a POW in Vietnam written by Karl Rove. And yes, my mother sent it to me.
And the only thing that could make #6 better would be to include “..or a Woman! Yay!”
Put this in your Shout Box on Yuwie………let more people see this! Friggin’ hilarious, man!
This is a classic. My favorite: “. . . but he’ll also bite your ear off in a fight.”