Comments on: DC to issue pedestrian hunting licenses

By: Ubertramp

Ubertramp — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:39:45 +0000

Do you really wanna take on us pedestrians? We can get to place you can’t reach. We can attack from places you can’t see. We’re like ninja. In the words of our beloved leader, “Bring it on!”

By: mac e avelli

mac e avelli — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:20:52 +0000

It has been whispered in the back alleys that there will be a fee waiver and unlimited bag limit for politicians and lobbyists.

By: Rho

Rho — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 21:26:15 +0000

Naw,
It’s a plot by Big Oil to get people to keep their SUVs.

By: www.buzzflash.net

www.buzzflash.net — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 19:44:33 +0000

DC to issue pedestrian hunting licenses…

Washington mayor Adrian M. Fenty announced today that his city will soon issue interested motorists the USâ€™s first pedestrian hunting license (PHL). The new license will allow drivers to collide with pedestrians anywhere within the District of Colum…

By: Batocchio

Batocchio — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 17:04:31 +0000

I hear there’s a cross-promotion with this new law and the remake of Death Race.

By: Euphrosyne

Euphrosyne — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 16:26:45 +0000

I wish all you whiny, knee-jerk opponents of legalized vehicular human hunting would learn the facts before you post your feeble attempts at “humor.” One of these days, you elitist bleeding heart, a “person” who can’t afford a decent American mode of transportation is going to step recklessly or perhaps even maliciously in front of your Corvette, threatening life, liberty and fiberglass, and then what will you do? WHAT WILL YOU DO, SIR?

By: Ubertramp

Ubertramp — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 16:09:49 +0000

I’m going to suggest a counter proposal. Runners should have access to GPS linked tactical nukes so we can take out drivers who cut us off at intersections without looking.