Comments on: Nozzle of the Week: the RIAA

By: Kendrik Moxon, Esq

Kendrik Moxon, Esq — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 02:45:39 +0000

Aw, give us RIAA sharks a break! We all got “declared” outta Scientology when the BBC fiasco blew little Davey Miss Cabbage’s house of cards down. The BBC was too big to sue…we, the crocodile that swallows an even bigger crocodile thinking that it’s a manageable lunch…and dies of a kind of terrible indigestion combined with suffocation.

We got Declared—excommunicated–for not being vicious enough. Yeah we kicked the old lady down the stairs, but when we had her unconscious on the next landing, we didn’t get us a court order from a corrupt old pedophile of a judge….a motion allowing us to pour hot lye down the back of the old lady’s baggy drawers, videotape the act and then sell it online.

So that we could “recoup any and all monentary losses” caused by the old lady’s having once grabbed our newspaper in the lobby by mistake. Hey! Like the RIAA says: file sharing is a gateway crime! Steal a paper, go to jail! Hey! Total personal responsibility means total personal liability! If you don’t like that, you haven’t made yourself judgment-proof yet, and what’na hell you waiting for? Nobody sues a pauper. Well, nobody but us $lyentology loyyers.

Same thing that killed the greedy, big-mouthed croc will overtake all $lime-entology and RIAA lawyers, the sensible public hopes. Personally, I would wish that Lady Justice took a page from the Jewish Talmud, and caused all the RIAA lawyers to be boiled in their own excrement, for eternity.

No, wait…..better yet, boiled in the excrement of every defendant and defendants’ lawyer that those RIAA scumsuckers bested in the USA’s famously crooked courtrooms.

From Antonin Scalia on down, the fish has indeed rotted from its ugly head all the way to the tail. Something needs to change, drastically, or our children (mine, anyway) will inherit a mad circus where the twisted and deranged make the rules, mercy and a sense of proportion have been forgotten, and the rich will reattain their Middle Ages perks, like being able to disembowel with no fear of legal retribution any peasant who gets out of line. Heck, we’re almost to that point now….Bushie and Jose Padilla…..Miscavige and the RPF gulags….la migra (ICE) hauling people away with puke-soaked bags on their heads, to cells from which they’ll get NO emergency health care, garbage food, be denied their legitimate medications and visits from not only their family members but also their lawyers.

By: WJM

WJM — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 22:24:12 +0000

I couldn’t agree more. I’m a professinal musician, and for years, now, I’ve been completely disgusted by the actions of my own industry. That is one reason why I don’t pay any attention to the crap they call music, now adays. There is nothing in it for me, and I won’t play it, let alone buy it. This all started when Reagan said “Go for it, America”. What he meant was for those with more money than brains or taste to take over everything and make $$ on it. Who cares if there is nothing but tripe involved? It’s not music anymore, it’s product. And as such, it’s just like everything else in this country anymore. It’s CRAP. There is no soul to any of it, and no reason to listen to it. And it’s certainly not worth getting sued over. Music used to be put out by those who LOVED music. Now it’s just done by greedy people who, if they can’t get any money by putting out a decent sound, will just screw the musicians involved. Pathetic, and just one reason they are losing their shorts. And it couldn’t happen to a finer class of people, just like the rest of corporate America.

By: Mteallica blows

Mteallica blows — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 22:11:11 +0000

“Finally, on a related note, Metallica’s career is now officially over.”

their career was officially over when Cliff Died and Kirk Survived….

Now if Kirk would have had a spine, and stayed in his own bunk, all would be well with the metal world…one less crappy hack of a metal guitarist making my head hurt…