Comments on: Jesus Christ leads Gators to BCS title

By: Time for some straight talk on the NFL’s top faith-based quarterback | Scholars and Rogues

Wed, 24 Aug 2011 23:35:41 +0000

[...] public displays of piety) get on some folks’ nerves, and it’s also no secret that I’m one of them. So there’s a grain of truth in that part of Cross’s formulation, at least. I mean, [...]

By: Dr. Slammy

Dr. Slammy — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 21:21:20 +0000

Jimbo: I have no idea what you’re talking about. You weren’t moderated out at all, and even if we were going to moderate somebody out, it surely wouldn’t be for THOSE sentiments. If I recall, you somehow submitted the comment twice. I did delete the duplicate, but not the original.

If both are gone, then something weird happened in the machine. Feel free to re-post it.

By: jimbo

jimbo — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 17:29:51 +0000

I have been moderated out. What a shame, that I can’t express my “discomfort” at the holy roller networks that prosletyze, propagandize and pollute our public airways with their religious ignorance. There is no other way to say it, no matter if you chose to delete my comment. What are you afraid of?, the truth needs exposure. Ignorance is a big part of network actions, since only xtians are given exposure. If you can’t live with truth than get the hell out of the internet.

Please post my original comment, and undo the damage you did to my second. Thank you.

By: jimbo

jimbo — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 04:21:20 +0000

Sorry, thought I was moderated out. I feel very strongly about this issue, and feel that sports fans everywhere must take action against the panderers who pollute that which is pure, our sports.

By: Zeke

Zeke — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 02:31:23 +0000

Let’s not forget that he spent his summer vacation last year over in the Philippines cutting the foreskins off of little boys without any medical training and without the boys’ consent and then came back home and bragged to the local press about how cool it was to cut part of another person’s body off with his hands shaking so badly that he was afraid he would “miss”.

But hey, when you’re the incarnation of the Christ who needs any stinkin medical training and who needs consent?

I think the man is seriously creepy.

By: john the baptist

john the baptist — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 02:29:47 +0000

It`s fortunate that when jesus timbo gets nailed to the field by some linebacker,there will be no brain to injure…….lodeee,lodee lodee….praise the LOAD !!

By: alogicbit@hotmail.com

alogicbit@hotmail.com — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 03:37:22 +0000

Tim is a good kid but the super christy theme is a bit much…you just made my week.

Great satire, great post.

By: Trish

Trish — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 03:00:05 +0000

You left out that He performs life-saving brain surgery on kittens in
His spare time.

By: Stryker_CV

Stryker_CV — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 18:02:19 +0000

I’m glad God has a sense of humor.

By: Lex

Lex — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 01:27:31 +0000

What, no hail mary joke?

By: Ann Ivins

Ann Ivins — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 23:48:04 +0000

In a postgame interview Christ, who was standing on a puddle that had collected in the south end zone, announced that He will forgo His senior year of eligibility to be betrayed by an unnamed Florida State linebacker and crucified for the sins of Mankind.

I hope he gets back from Africa soon, because I’m dying here.