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Sat, 17 Oct 2009 00:01:09 +0000

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By: Lex

Lex — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:31:14 +0000

You have to be careful of those intellectual elitists, not only will they kill God’s only son for the sake of socialism, but they’ll call you out for not copy editing too.

I think it’s time that linguists start analyzing Modern Conservative. Were i a linguist i’d take on the project.

And all this makes me want to dust of an old, elbowed-up-to-the-bar plan to do an Ebonics Version.

By: Dr. Slammy

Dr. Slammy — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 20:15:17 +0000

I’m glad to finally see an official acknowledgment that “Modern Conservative” is not a heretofore recognized language.

Maybe this will serve as a precursor to the long-awaited Revised Newspeak Version….

By: Farley

Farley — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 19:02:16 +0000

“The intellectuals watched Jesus to see if he might catch and accuse him of healing on the Sabbath.”

Conservatives see liberals as intellectual elitists….hmm….